Soooo, top ten procrastination techniques developed over the past few weeks... as the pressure goes up, motivation apparently plummets. Perhaps the inverse relationship to work and motivation is not so good. But hopefully these will be helpful if you and your friends are similar in this....
10. Cleaning the Apartment
9. Teaching Junior, the dog to act as a carrier pigeon between rooms.
8. Dressing Jr. up in a santa costume and taking lots of pictures for Christmas
7.Decorating a Christmas Tree
6. Making 'mailboxes' out of manilla envelopes (Highly recommend this one its lots of fun). -Jiff gets credit for this one. try it!
5.Teaching Junior to jump over hurdles constructed out of an unused mirror, tables, the ottoman, ourselves.
4. Narrating a thirty minute monologue for Junior, who is aparently both a british spy and has all the answers to suffering in the
world. Poor misunderstood genius that is our beagle. -my contribution
3. Barking out the window with Junior to see if it really IS fun. (And it is, everybody should try it once)
2. "I wonder how many different ways I can make my chair squeek. Maybe I could tape it and make a song." -Amber
1. Laying in the den for about 30 minutes constructing this list.
Hope some of these will be remotely helpful. Now I know why dogs help you live longer. They aid in procrastination more than any other single device known to man. And theyre really sweet, lovable, and obedient. :o)
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